Not many days ago, we posted a lengthy lament about Wizards of the Coast abandoning us olden dayes gamers in favor of a younger, hipper, Harry Potter-reading audience. We expressed great disappointment that Wizards of the Coast had yet to reprint any of their old material, including Spelljammer. Lo and behold, this day a grand proclamation issued forth from Wizards of the Coast: Spelljammer is reborn in D&D 5e.
They probably think they're clever, making an April Fool's joke only to reveal that the real April Fools were the people they fooled all along! For that, we're boycotting this product and are surely not preordering it eagerly with plans for a multiversal campaign of githyanki, autognomes, and astral elves.